BATTLEFIELD AMERICA Trailer Breakdance! I mean Breakdown!

It's so strange, but we absolutely love the Step-Up series. I know. We've mentioned this many, many times. But now our love has spread into almost any street dancing movie. We already know that STEP-UP 4 will be released July 27, but hold the phone for just a second. It seems the people behind another dance film, YOU GOT SERVED, is dropping this little doozy of a film in early summer.

It's called BATTLEFIELD AMERICA, and, from the looks of a trailer, follows two kid crews as they prepare to battle each other. Because how do you differentiate yourself from all other dance movies? Why make it about children of course!

Check out the trailer and the breakdown after the jump.

1. Drums sound ominous.
2. Biggest battlefield? But I've never heard of it.
3. Camo pants!
4. They stomp so hard they shake the camera.
5. Ouch.
6. Wait...it's about kids?
7. I can't take a ten year old white kid with blonde corn rows seriously...ever.
8. Electric Slide. Old school yo.
9. It's like West Side Story with two groups of different backgrounds dancing it out.
10. What did he just say?
11. He threw him over himself with his leg!
12. Oh, I'm ready.
13. Camo pants is obviously the preferred street dancers' choice of pattern.
14. Only thing that could make this movie better? Moose.
15. Oh it's war alright.
16. Here come the Men in Black.

It looks so ridiculous, but I'm so excited! I'm a sucker for dance movies, and I will be seeing this at midnight...if at all possible. Oh, could we please have a crossover movie for the sequel with the people from the STEP-UP series? Genius. 

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