Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Top Movies of the Year- He said
District 9: Umm biggest surprise of the year much? Neil Blomkamp, gets rejected for the Peter Jackson-produced Halo movie, and then smacks all them fools with this movie. A really obvious apartheid-commentary that some could argue breaks down to a crazy alien action movie on the last third, I still think that just like Inglorious Basterds and Avatar this movie is for movie lovers. The geeks freak out that this cost like 5-10 million, yet it looks so good. Bros can dig the gratuitous violence and using pigs as weapons. As was commented on the /Filmcast, this movie and Avatar are slightly the same story told differently, but once again it is how you do it. And let me tell you I like how this movie tells it.
Up: Biggest Tear Jerker of the year; if you don’t cry, you have no soul. Up is another unconventional Pixar movie that it is a funny, tragic, and entertaining movie. It is a movie that shows you that you can always grow up no matter what your age is, and how letting go can be the hardest and most rewarding thing you can do. I feel little can be said that hasn’t been said before so I’ll just tell you to get this movie ASAP
(500) Days of Summer: In the case of this movie, we have a honest-to-goodness movie that deals with love and loss. It is not a dramedy, nor is it a romantic comedy, but something in between. It was a sad experience to watch because the portrayals of heartbreak by Joseph Gordon Levitt’s Tom are done in such a real way that I swear I actually lived through them. The ever-amazing Zooey Deschanel plays a deceitfully ambiguous character, Summer, who drags poor Tom through emotional mud, and yet you don’t hate her. This is because these characters are not some cliché that you find a horrible Jennifer Garner romantic comedy. There is no dumpy best girl friend or crazy guy friend that cannot commit, just real people. The story doesn’t end happily ever after but rather on a high note, and sometimes that’s all you get out of intense heartbreak.
Up in the Air: Once again, just Avatar, my review can explain my love for this movie. On the other hand, the second time I saw this movie, I was able to notice more details that enriched the experience for me. There are details such as the subtly changing styles of cinematography depending on the scene, that I did not notice the first time around. Case in point- being the wedding scenes switching to a handheld, Rachel Getting Married, style of shooting, from the more precise shooting from the beginning. Overall, it makes you feel and think in the best way a movie can.
Where The Wild Things Are: The much talked about and anticipated adaptation that captivated audiences with its memorable trailer felt like it came and went. The critical reviews might have been mixed, but no one can deny that there is an amount of beauty and love that is apparent in this film that no one can deny. With a 10 page story expanded to an almost two hour movie, there was a lot of stuff that could have gone wrong, and in my eyes it did not fail. It was a portrayal about childhood, and all of those feelings that come with it. Among those feelings are, the need for acceptance and love, maybe some attention and support, but also uncontrollable rage. Where the movie truly shines is when Max slowly starts to fail as a king for the Wild Things,
Avatar: Read the review- One of the best experiences in the cinema ever. Only few others have compared, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and I think something like ET.
Antichrist: For such a “failure” of movie, I can honestly say this is one of the most hauntingly amazing movies. Much like most of these movies it is an experience that is bigger than the sum of its parts. As someone that could be described as moody, this movie makes me look like freaking Barney. The story could be misogynistic; it could be Satanic, but who cares? It is compelling. Charlotte Gainsborough’s performance is amazing. This was made while Lars Von Trier was under a bad depression, and it shows for better or worse. The movie is not without faults, such as forced symbolism with the animals in the forest. You get to become more intimate with Willem Dafoe’s anatomy than you would expect, and the ending is confusing beyond all hell. Still this movie moved me, in a way I cannot shake, much like the black alien symbiote did with Peter Parker but unfortunetly not with cool superpowers.
Fantastic Mr. Fox: This movie oozes so much charm like George Clooney, it’s ridiculous! Yes the style f animation is a little funky at times, but it is a stylistic choice. The story adapted from Roald Dahl’s book is one that hints at darker things below the surface. This made me enjoy it a bit more, because it gave it the same complexity that made Up so great. All the voices here are part of the Wes Anderson group, like Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray. Meryl Streep and George Clooney perform fantastically here too. Overall, it is a cute movie; it is relatable, and you’ll have good laughs. More importantly, I didn’t get the urge to kick Jason Schwartzman in the face with this performance. That counts for something!
The Hangover: Carlos, Tyson, Ed Helms singing a sweet improvised song; what else can you need for a good time at the movies? Seriously though, I’m not sure you will find a movie this funny and is able to hold its own in terms of story. It’s no Apatow type material, but as we saw this year, with Funny People, if you blur the lines between drama and comedy, the results will be mixed and leave audiences dumbfounded. This movie wants you to have a good time and it delivers. It gave Zach Galifianakis more exposure, which was sorely needed, and then it gave us hope that maybe Bradley Cooper is decent leading man.
Watchmen: Seriously I almost feel inclined to have this movie here because it was even made. Yes, it had flaws and some awkward pacing, but seriously, this movie for all senses and purposes shouldn’t exist. Thanks to legal troubles and an inadaptable source material, I am truly amazed that this movie turned out as well as it did. The actors overall did a great job, especially Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach. The way Zack Snyder was able to recreate a lot of the scenes from the book made freak out like a complete nerd. Overall, it felt like this was the best movie that could have been made, and I’m glad it exists. Not since the Dark Knight have I loved anything from the comic world so much. If you check it out, you need to read the book though. I’m pretty sure if more people were familiar with it then, the movie could have been more successful. Either way Zack Snyder’s work resonated greatly with the nerds that it was targetin.
Honorable Mentions:
Coraline, Zombieland, Moon, The Hurt Locker
Top 10 Worst movies of the year
Twilight: New Moon, All About Steve, Year One, Xmen Origins: Wolverine, Terminator Salvation
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Top Movies of 2009: She said
Up in the Air- This was so close to being my top movie…I wish I could have two top movies of the year. Jason Reitman’s film about a man who seemingly has everything figured out was so much more than I expected. What I loved most about this movie is the story and characters don’t take the route you expect them to, which is so refreshing. There are many times where the movie could take a cliché turn in the plot, but Reitman’s script is so brave, it decides to take its own direction. I cannot believe this is only his third movie; I cannot wait to see what he comes out with next.
Inglourious Basterds- This was actually the first Tarantino movie I’ve seen in theatres, and it’s brilliant. Tarantino proves again he is a master storyteller. He develops these long, drawn out scenes that makes you think they’re going in one direction, but then completely takes you in an alternate route that usually ends in gun fire. If this is how WWII really ended…history class would have been much more interesting in school.
The Hurt Locker- When you stop breathing during a movie, that’s the sign of something special. From beginning to end, The Hurt Locker is an intense look at the dirty job of disarming bombs in the army. In this job, you could die, literally, at any moment. This was by no means a hit during the summer-popcorn movie season; however, The Hurt Locker was the most unpredictable movie I’ve seen this year.
The Princess and the Frog- I love classic Disney movies. They were one of the staples of my childhood. Now, I enjoy all the Pixar movies, but sometimes, you need a reminder of how things were. The Princess and the Frog takes animation back to its Disney roots. Every character has a song that makes you want to sing-a-long with. There’s the evil bad guy, the good-hearted prince, the heroine who lost her father, her bubbly best friend, a jazz-trumpet playing gator, and a Cajun firefly. This movie was pure magic and fun and a favorite for me.
Up- Every summer when Pixar comes out with their new movie, I always wonder how are they ever going to top the year before? Wall-E was one of my top movies last year, and I was convinced they were never going to top it. I was wrong. Up is a near perfect animated movie. It also made me cry…which I never do in animated films. The story and characters were so well written, I felt as if they were real. Up also played with our inner-child imaginations because who didn’t want to fly away with balloons as a kid?
Harry Potter- I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan. I love the books, and yes, I even love the movies. I understand that the movies cannot hold a candle to the books, but I can respect the movies in their own entity. The Half-Blood Prince is the best HP movie to date. Yes, the script left details out from the book, but I never missed them. I am excited that David Yates has found his own within this movie which makes me stoked that he’s directing the final two movies.
Avatar- Avatar reminded me why I love movies so much, and why the experience of going to the movies is so important. I love going to the movies and seeing something I’ve never seen before. The world of Pandora that Cameron created brought movie magic back to life. This is a movie that has appeal for everyone: romance, action, sci-fi, fantasy. By the time this list goes up, I will have seen this movie again. It’s the kind of movie you need to see twice because it is that amazing and to take in more of the world of Pandora.
The Hangover- It’s not hard to make people laugh in a movie. It’s hard to make people laugh at the same jokes when they see the movie a second time. Any movie that can achieve that is comedy gold. The Hangover was the comedy of the year. The Hangover takes a little bit of the heart of Apatow, unexpectedness of Smith with a dash of American Pie crudeness to create a well-rounded hilarious movie.
Zombieland- Thanks to Zombieland, I found a new favorite genre in movies: horror-comedies. I don’t know if that is really a genre, but I like it. This was the most fun I had at the movies this year. It was the perfect combo of blood and humor. Also, any movie that pokes fun at Garland, TX holds a special place in my heart.
Honorable Mentions:
Moon, Drag Me to Hell, Where the Wild Things Are, Star Trek, (500) Days of Summer
Worst Movies:
9, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, X-Men Orgins: Wolverine
Monday, December 21, 2009
Avatar!
She said- Avatar
I guess I expected more dynamic characters from the script, but I can forgive that. The visual smorgasbord that is presented on screen throughout the entire movie makes up for the lack of character development. This movie has made its mark on me. I want to see it again…no, I NEED to see it again to fully grasp all the little nuances within Pandora. Avatar has something for everyone; there’s romance, second chances, violence, redemption, sci-fi, war, fantasy, humor, and of course, 3D animation. I highly recommend this movie to anybody, and yes, it does live up to the hype.
He Said-Avatar
Top Records of 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Written By Jay Chandrasekhar, and Kevin Heffernan
Starring Michael Clarke Duncan, Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan,
Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Cobie Smulder, and April Bowlby
Synopsis: Former boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon, owner of the
Slammin' Salmon restaurant, becomes indebted to the Yakuza for
twenty thousand dollars. He entices his entire staff to raise the money
in one night by telling them there will be a ten thousand dollar prize
for the highest earning waiter.
He Said-Slammin' Salmon
The story is pretty thin, being a mere catalyst for the crazy hijinks that ensue. This is one of the aspects of comedies I can forgive, especially in non-Judd Apatow movies. I have never subscribed that every movie should be reviewed based on all of the usual merits that Oscar worthy movies are. Sometimes a movie can work if it’s hilarious, sometimes a movie can work if it scares the crap out of you, or make you laugh a lot, anything else that’s good is icing on the cake. With that said, given the audience at the screening was bursting out laughing I’d say this movie succeeds. With closing thoughts I recommend this movie for people that have seen too many depressing dramatic movies like Jonesy and I have, or fans of Broken Lizard’s brand of humor should see this movie.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
She says:
Monday, December 7, 2009
Up in the Air - She says
Thankfully, Up in the Air does not take the cliché format. The movie ponders the questions of life through the eyes of Ryan. Ryan, who seems to have his life figured out. He travels the country for most of the year firing people for different companies going under. His life never slows down, and everything he values fits perfectly in his rolling suitcase. He’s a man of habit, knows the ins and outs of how to make it through the airport with efficiency, even to what kind of suitcase to have, and what type of people to get behind in the security line (apparently Asians are the best). He makes no apologies for who he is or what he believes. His philosophy for traveling parallels his philosophy for life: travel light. We follow him as he trains the newbie, Anna, to his industry. Along the way he meets his match, professional and (seemingly) emotionally. Her name is Alex. Another woman who, like Ryan, seems to have her life figured out.
Reitman creates this world where anyone seeing this movie can relate: 20 somethings at the beginning of careers, recently laid-off workers (who have always wanted to tell off their boss*), men and women at the height of their careers, men and women at the end of their careers. I honestly never thought a movie could make me feel a rollercoaster of emotions and still be honest at the same time, but Reitman pulls it off. Up in the Air is funny and sad; it makes you laugh and cry. It has you pulling for the characters, then hating them, then loving them again. Even though most people don’t spend their lives on an airplane, everyone has had the feeling of being surrounded by people but feeling totally alone. The characters go through the motions of their life, living out of their carryon suitcase and seem perfectly content. They’re successful and employed. Why wouldn’t one be happy? The movie subtly asks this question throughout and doesn’t really give us an answer either way. It’s the character’s choice if they’re happy in their current lifestyle or not. Just like it’s our choice. Maybe we are happy with our lifestyle; maybe we’re not.
I loved, loved this movie (way more than Javi), and, all in all, Up in the Air is one of the most honest and poignant movies I’ve seen this year. Even though the movie doesn’t have the happily ever after-warm-super fuzzy-feeling at the end, it leaves you with a sense of hope and optimism that is rare to find in present day Hollywood.
*All the workers that get “let go” in this film, other than the famous faces, are actual workers who have been recently laid off due to downsizing. They were given the opportunity to speak their mind to the camera as if they were talking to their boss.
Up In The Air- He says
I will say this movie is highly recommended; everything from the acting, to the story, and the music is fantastic. The basic story follows George Clooney’s Ryan Bingham, as he goes through life as constantly on the go corporate downsize. As he explains, he’s the guy who comes and fires you if your boss is too much of a pussy to do it himself, with a supporting cast that includes Vera Garmiga, as Alex Goran, Anna Kendrick as Natalie Keener, Danny McBride, Zach Galifianakis.
The story follows Ryan as he lives his life as man who seems to have done a great job of keeping people at bay from him. He sees the people that he fires are mere nameless, faceless creatures in a huge sea; he has perfected sounding sincere. He has a side gig as a “motivational” speaker. His speech, which can be heard during the teaser trailer, encourages people to carry less weight in their lives, whether it is figurative or emotional. He wears sharp suits, a neat haircut and uses a compact rolling bag to save time during check in. Obsessed with status, he is basically the “Mack Daddy” of American Airlines, Hertz, the Hilton hotels where he spends more time in than his own apartments. Everything he does seems like a seamless and calculated action. The way he talks to Alex Goran (Vera Garmiga) even seems soulless using his sweet Premier-Ultra-Platinum-Plus-Black-Diamond cards from the hotels to impress the equally airborne Alex. It’s funny because the movie for the first half reminds me of the first part of Fight Club where Edward Norton’s character describes the changing time zones, the meals, the lack of true, genuine interaction as a reason for his unhappiness. Ryan Bingham on the other hand revels in it! He actually made me envy him in his oh-so-cool ways.
The catalyst for the story is Natalie (Anna Kendrick), a hot shot from Cornell who wants to streamline the process in which the company fires people. She suggests a more “economically efficient” method by firing people over the Internet to reduce travel costs. Ryan’s boss, Craig, played efficiently Jason Bateman (who reminds me of a sadistic Michael Booth), decides to ground Ryan from travel. Ryan proceeds to embarrass her and mock her process in front of Craig after which he makes Ryan takes Natalie under his wing.
Then meat and potatoes of the movie starts; I love this movie (though not nearly as much as Jonesy. The direction feels more confident than in Reitman’s previous films, with Reitman giving us scenes that are filled with purpose. Given that he wrote this movie almost 9 years ago, it amazes me, that there was more subtlety and almost an air of elegance about the movie. To an extent, I was afraid of Diablo Cody’s influence on him. Thankfully, this feels like a more mature Thank You For Smoking than Juno. Interestingly enough this movie is comparable to Judd Apatow’s Funny People, in that it is neither a drama, nor an off-hand romantic comedy, but I will never call this movie a dramedy, seriously this isn’t music where we can come up with weirdo sub genres to describe anything that’s somewhere in the middle. ). I was really impressed by the music selection. Unlike Juno there aren’t a million and one songs playing, there’s more restraint here and it is used to great effect. To me hearing Elliott Smith at a certain point made happy and made the scene more effective because the lovelorn lyrics and snow imagery add depth to it. The score, written by Rolfe Kent was very much in the background, and subtle, but I do not think of it as a detriment. The movie doesn’t lend itself for in your face music in any way, if anything the sparse soundtrack could be a good aspect
The characters themselves are wonderful to watch. They are likeable yet and extremely well written (frankly I love my characters flawed.) Ryan is to a perverse extent of what people strive to be when they’re in the “suit n’ tie” world. He’s a big shot; he makes a lot of money and is a charming and likeable guy who knows how to say all the right things. Alex is a go-getter type of woman. She carries herself as a confident and strong, if not equally detached individual. Natalie is just like every twentysomething trying to make a name for herself, but in her quest for acceptance she seems to be even colder than Ryan, but way more naïve. There was a scene where she is making algorithms and flow charts for conversations on how to fire people that makes Ryan look like was the sweetest guy ever. The story itself is also a relate able one in that we all have gone through a time in our lives where our ground has been shaken, and how we deal with those changes. For me as a recent college graduate, I can’t help but feel a connection to Ryan.
The skeptic in me kept on waiting for this movie to thread in cliché movie moments, which I will not mention for the sake of spoilers. I’m happy to report that one of the big reasons this movie works so well for me is that it keeps you on your toes, even the ending was not what was expect from a typical “finding yourself” movie. When you leave the movie, you will feel satisfied; it works in a humorous, dramatic and emotional level. It will make you re-think your life, your goals, and relationships without depressing you; because we’re all just human. Even if we have the courage to change ourselves, we won’t get it right the first time.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Introductions all around!
Welcome to the first review of the We Drink Your Milkshake Blog. Simply our site is a movie review blog with Javier (He), and Jonesy (She), writing our impressions and critiques of movies that we watch. For spoiler-phobes, fret not, we will try to stay away from them or if we do thread into spoiler territory we’ll have a huge freaking sign warning you. So while we get find our flow and our footing stick around! We’re going to be awesome! This is opportunity is brought by the kind peeps over at Red Carpet Crash, in which we were lucky enough to win pass from. The first movie that we will be reviewing is the third movie from director Jason Reitman’s third, called Up In The Air.